Alright, I am going to give this my best attempt here. I will be giving a positive and a negative response to shoes. This is to answer question number one on page 140. This is a fake analysis by the way.
This would be my positive section.
My shoes are so comfortable. I must have had these shoes for ages now. I’ve had them so long that they are nice and broken in; you don’t even need to tie them if you don’t want to. You just slip them on and you can't even feel a thing it’s like walking on air! They are so stylish too. Heck, today people pay big bucks for holes in their clothing, mine, well they’re free. I think they look quite vintage. It's funny, I actually bought these shoes from Ross, they were only ten dollars, what a steal right?! Anyway, they actually have very good ankle support since they have so many holes for your laces to go through. Since they have all those lace loops and all that ankle support they are idea when I go to my local park to shoot some hoops with my friends. You can’t beat the color either, I’ve actually never seen another pair of shoes like them, they’re colored a totally unique color of purple. People defiantly notice me when I wear these shoes! I think I’ll have these shoes the rest of my life they’re that comfortable!
This would be the negative section to my shoes.
These shoes are awful. I’ve had them so long I can’t even remember where I bought them. I went to put them on the other day and they had no arch support, they were just so floppy, like a wet noodle. Oh and don’t even get me started on lacing them up. I might as well dedicate an hour to lacing my shoes up. They have holes from the bottom to the very top, which gets quite annoying doing it every day. I went to play some basketball the other day with a few friends, when I got there I went to change my shoes. It took me about 10 minutes to put the darn things on. My friends looked at me like it was time to get a new pair of shoes. It’s not like they’re nice shoes anyway, I bought them for ten dollars and they weren’t even on sale. No one sells quality things that cheap. They’re so worn out too. They have holes all over them, if I was to walk in the rain, my feet would be soaked! Don’t even get me started on the Barney purple, it’s horrid. I don’t know what possessed me to buy these things; the deep purple should have warded me off. When I put these things on people just stop and stare at me like I am a crazy person for going out in public like this. These are the worst shoes I have ever had and I can not wait to get another pair!
That was my attempt. Hope it makes sense and is correct!
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Haha! That was great Eric, you such a good story teller. I was so engaged in it I couldn’t wait to hear more. In the first section I felt like you were selling me those shoes, I wanted to go out and buy them right now (LOL)I think it’s absolutely funny how two people can have totally different perspective on things. One can person can love something, and the other just hates it.
ReplyDeleteI mean the first person loved everything about those shoes from the price to holes, and the second person absolutely hated all that stuff. Like they say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. This analysis fits that saying perfectly. You did a good job in analyzing both the positive and negative situations and how they felt about that shoe, in the first section everything mentioned was positive, you covered all aspects of that shoe. From where they bought it, and how cheap it was, to even how the oldness of the shoe worked for its owner. On the negative side you analyzed all the same things but in a negative perspective, how they didn’t like how it cheap it was, and how those holes just didn’t work for them.